Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Merry Christmas from Addison

Hello all- Addison here.
I'm dropping in to give you a bit of an update as to what I've been up to lately. I noticed that Mommy hasn't posted much lately (slacker), so I thought I would step in like the big helper that I am. (She said something about excusing the "poor picture quality", but I'm just going to assume that it was just code for some sort of laziness)

Soooooo it's come to my attention that this week is something called....Christmas? I don't really remember this phenomenon happening last year, but let me tell you, this year it is awesome. Naptime is optional, bedtime is nonexistent, desserts are plentiful, and everyone keeps giving me new stuff!

I can whine, cry, and wiggle to freedom whenever I want because there's always a new set of arms ready to give hugs. I'm liking this "Christmas" thing.

Mommy is also discovering that I'm a much bigger girl than I look. I tell her to STOP TREATING ME LIKE A BABY! I am almost THREE.

I can help in the kitchen now:
 SOMEONE had to taste test those gingerbread house pieces. Would hate to assemble that entire house before we discovered a sour tasting roof.
 I also helped assemble said gingerbread house (after my nibbles were covered in frosting...what? I thought they added character)
 Well hello there, bowl of marshmallows that someone thoughtfully left right in front of me...
 and this? Whatever it is....delicious...
 Not too shabby, if I say so myself. 
I can personally vouch that everything was properly taste tested.
 Excuse me, I have a marshmallow flavored itch on my tongue.
 now we're talking
 I love my friends Elsie and Maizie. They help teach me how to act like a big girl. 
 Lately mommy keeps putting me in front of this large green thing covered in lights that I'm not allowed to touch and demanding that I smile. What's with that?
 I will smile when I want to.
 Speaking of being a big girl, I got a seat at the "big person's" table this year at Grandma and Papa's house. I brought with me the philosophy that forks are overrated. Fingers do the trick nicely.
 Big parties are nice and all, but sometimes a girl just has to sneak off to a quiet corner and compose herself with a good book.
And someone please get my mommy a calendar.
 "But I wore this bell yesterday!"
 Something about this guy:
 We'll call him the official party pooper:
 Yes Carter, you can stay in the pack 'n play while I PLAY WITH YOUR TOYS!!!!!
 Are you sure Santa didn't mean this musical guitar for me????
 I have never heard a dirtier word than "SHARE". Seriously, who comes up with this stuff?
 GET IN MY BELLY 
 something about this guy:
 Cousins
 Yeah, I got this "Pop Goes The Weasel" business DOWN.
 something about this guy:
 this, THIS is the life:
 Mom said something about getting a cousin "matching pajamas" picture. I made sure that it was awesome because I'm thoughtful like that:
 That Papa guy sure can rock a good book:
 Something about this guy:
 yes, please
 And now it is the day after all the excitement. I'm recovering by watching Signing Time in this new chair that grandma made me.

Life is rough:
Hope you all had a very Merry Christmas. Rumor has it that my slacker Mommy didn't even send out Christmas cards this year. Tsk tsk. I have absolutely NO idea what she was doing instead. Now if you excuse me, I have a pile of new toys to scatter.

Toodles,
Addison

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