Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Big Sister Update

WANTED: NEW PLAYMATE

Dear World,

I advertised for a new playmate a while back. Unfortunately the product I have received does not measure up to my expectations. 
This lump of human flesh does not play. He sleeps, eats, does far more dirty diapers than I ever have...and takes an insane amount of attention away from me.
He does have nice hair, though. Why is everything yelling such negative things as "NO" and "GENTLE!" This beautiful long hair is seriously calling my name...
hmmmm, so the harder I pull, the harder he cries....interesting...
I can stand up. What can you do?

Mom keeps saying "kisses" but I think "bites" might be more appropriate.
He does look delicious.
When will you be ready to play with me?
Bringing him closer. excellent. Why does he keep crying?
hmmmm, I guess this isn't so bad.
I can play with this...

So, I guess, never mind on the new playmate request. I catch my perks where I can.

Love, 
Addison

p.s. why does mommy keep saying "poor carter"? he's lucky to have a big sis like me.

25 comments:

  1. How adorable! Your captions for Addison are priceless-so funny!

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  2. The sweetness of a young family brings many a smile to me and others for sure. Thanks for taking the time to post pics. Joyce

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  3. She will probably be torturing him until she's 18... at least, that's how it went at my house growing up. My big brother and I fought until he moved out! Now, of course, we love each other dearly. Ah, sibling rivalry!

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  4. Oh Deanna, these pictures are soo sweet. I feel like I get to watch Addison "discovering" Carter. So so sweet. Love your captions. You make me laugh every time.

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  5. Hope everything is going well Deanna. We all send greetings..... Sally is doing well at U MD and we congratulate you on your lovely little ones. Love, The Bruce Family

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  6. This is the cutest thing I've seen in a long time. And so funny.

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  7. Oh gosh! Too adorable. Love their matching jammies. :)

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  8. hmmmm..... must run in the family. That's what Lauren does to Selah. ;) lol That hair is so tempting!

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  9. the pics and captions....too cute :) welcome to baby carter, he is such a cutie..just like his big sister!

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  10. Oh, so adorable!!! Congratulations. :-) Love the pics and the commentary! She's going to be a wonderful big sis.

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  11. Thanks for taking the time to post!! The first few weeks are such a time of adjustment; looks like Addison will be a fabulous big sister...showing him who's boss already:)

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  12. I love that they have nearly matching outfits!

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  13. You need to add a caption from Carter for that second-to-last picture that says, "Oh good, she's going to feed me." That what it looks like he's thinking:)

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  14. That is so cute! And congrats on your new addition. I love his name, it's one we considered for our second :-)

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  15. Thanks for the wonderful pictures of yuour darling children. The pjs are so cute!
    I was the younger sister -- somehow I survived!
    Love,
    Doc

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  16. oh Addy, just you wait til he starts taking your toys...

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  17. Love the picture stories! :) They are too precious.

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  18. I just love how interested Addison is in Carter. Lily absolutely ignores my grandbaby when I babysit him...makes me wonder how she would do with a new sibling.
    Love the matching jammies!

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  19. Yeah, he made it!! I am just catching up as I had our baby girl a bit early. So glad to see you all doing well. Adorable post btw. :)

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