WANTED: NEW PLAYMATE
I advertised for a new playmate a while back. Unfortunately the product I have received does not measure up to my expectations.
This lump of human flesh does not play. He sleeps, eats, does far more dirty diapers than I ever have...and takes an insane amount of attention away from me.
He does have nice hair, though. Why is everything yelling such negative things as "NO" and "GENTLE!" This beautiful long hair is seriously calling my name...
hmmmm, so the harder I pull, the harder he cries....interesting...
I can stand up. What can you do?
He does look delicious.
When will you be ready to play with me?
Bringing him closer. excellent. Why does he keep crying?
hmmmm, I guess this isn't so bad.
I can play with this...
So, I guess, never mind on the new playmate request. I catch my perks where I can.
p.s. why does mommy keep saying "poor carter"? he's lucky to have a big sis like me.