Must be around 8 pounds, have lot of hair to pull and answer to the name "Addison's brother"
Also, would prefer that playmate to unselfishly NOT want to play with any of my toys...but I do need someone to smuggle some more in for me...you can see that I am just a deprived, hurting child.
Out of the goodness of my heart, I will allow said playmate to occupy the room next to mine (which doesn't look completely done to me, but hey, at least there is now a bed in there) as long as applicant doesn't interrupt my 12 hours of beauty rest each night.
and whoever ends up sleeping here is lucky...because the room looked like this a couple of months ago...
Just to be clear, I will still be the one in charge of the house known as "Addison's", but it would be nice to have another child hangin' around here...you know, to do my dirty work and for me to boss around...
Interested applicants please be prepared to face THIS face during your interview:
Let me know when I might expect you.
(What do you think...Craigslist ready???)