Monday, March 28, 2011

Letter from the Editor


Letter from the Editor: Miss Addison Smith
(Subtitled: Notes from the Milk Crate)

Dear Blog Readers,

Recently it has come to my attention that the writer of this blog has been majorly slacking off. Personally, I don't know what her deal is. I have seen her running around the house like a crazy woman attempting to clean things that I already have plans to destroy again, so I really don't see the point. She also has been muttering a lot about company coming, taking a bunch of high school students to Virginia Beach for some sort of band competition, redoing her kitchen in the next few days, and something dramatic about just "holding on until spring break."

Not to be spreading things around, but her stomach has also been ballooning out in the strangest fashion...not sure what the deal is there, but I'm positive it has something to do with how selfish she is when we share a Klondike bar. Pretty sure I have the most growing to do...so I should get the bigger half...

Anyway, I have so much more to say, but it takes me forever to type on this keyboard because these ginormous keys clearly weren't made for my tiny little hands, so being the hip baby that I am, I will conclude this letter with a music video. Oh yes, please excuse my videographer...clearly she never cleans her closet and couldn't she figure out a way to stay out of my video? Seriously....

video
(outfit courtesy of my good friend Anna and her mom Becky. Thank you!)

Yeah, it's just crazy around here right now...but don't be fooled, I am enjoying every cracker filled minute. I love having company...lazing around my house in anything cute+company= lots and lots of attention. (See, I'm good at math)

Anyhoo...I'm, late for an appointment with creating more trouble, so if I sign off now, maybe my presence here will never be noticed. Also, I'm pretty sure that I'm going be fed more of that awesome grownup food again soon, so I want my hands to be free to grab the spoon and fight with the crazy writer of this blog who expects the food to just go in my mouth. Seriously? Someone please talk some sense into her for me.

Sincerely,
The Editor...






(Addison Chubbs Smith)

11 comments:

  1. I totally agree..what is with the writer of this blog...totally losing it...

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  2. Yes, Addison, YOU should definitely get the bigger half of the Klondike bar! By the way, Anna and I loved your video and we love you! You are a STAR!!

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  3. Dear, Editor and NICU buddy! I miss you, hopefully we can get together this weekend, and make a music video together.

    Andrew

    p.s. I really miss your drum, my mom won't let me play with such loud toys!

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  4. watched it twice and laughed both times!!!!

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  5. 5 *****

    nothing else and an oscar nomination

    loved it

    Helen

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  6. 5 *****

    nothing else and an oscar nomination

    loved it

    Helen

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  7. You have such a good way of writing.(Or should I say Addison does?)Anyway,I am looking forward to reading your book when it is finished.If it is anything like your blog...it will be a GREAT read.:)Our little one is due soon after yours so I also enjoy all your baby news.~Nikki

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  8. This was the best post ever!! Laughed my butt off! What a chatterbox Addison is!! I cant wait to see her with her sibling, I think she may be a tad bossy, haha

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  9. SOOOOOO CUTE AND FUNNY! You're just a little talker. And so expressive. And so pretty. And make me smile so big. And laugh so hard. Addison, I wish I was your Aunt or something. Sigh.

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